So last Saturday I ventured over to Hobby Lobby to pick up four spools of ribbon. You should know, Hobby Lobby in December is Dante’s seventh circle of hell. I really think they need to post a sign over the door with Dante’s words, “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
Suffice to say, it took me 40 minutes to purchase my four items. I sweated in my goosedown parka. I breathed the serenity prayer. I channeled baby Jesus. There was only one woman ahead of me in the check-out line, but she seeme...
Published on December 11, 2013 01:00