When I worked as a web developer I really needed one of these,…

When I worked as a web developer I really needed one of these, the FAQ would have included:
It will be done when I’ve worked out how to make the impossible possible.
If I appear to be staring into space vacantly, this is called thinking, it is not an reason to interrupt me.
And
If this is about JavaScript ask a programmer, if this is about CSS OR Html ask a designer.
No, I do not know why Photoshop did that thing.