"I want you to take my bandage and go and take my pistol test for me.......I can't hit the target, give me a break."

 Wherein Jack lost her wrist brace.
 I was going to do a cool post before I released today's....book release....make you want to read the book thingy. I will think up an official name someday. But, I can't find my wrist brace. And since I can't type long without it, you don't get a long, brilliant post. Instead, you get....whatever I can type before my fingers stop working, so there. 
 Today I finished the FINAL reading of Abolished! It is now all ready to go, and is just waiting for the release date. Now that I have that done I can concentrate on finals. And The Hobbit, because everyone knows that is VERY important.
 Hm....even with my wrist brace I don't think I'd make it far with being brilliant. (Actually, I am trying to figure out how to change my signature and am not really thinking about brilliance at the moment. When I have it up everyone can see which one won the vote.) Hopefully I won't break my wonderful new background trying to find the signature thing. If I ever get rich and famous off my books I'm hiring someone to do all of the technical website stuff for me. I'll just point at it and go, "Make it do this!" and they will do it without blinking and I will be in awe of their skills.
 Okay, enough though. I've got to the point where my fingers don't want to work, so I will leave you with this! The title chapters from Abolished! (Friday's post will be filled with snippets from the book, and then Saturday the book will be out!)
Prologue. Wherein a Promise is MadeOne. Wherein Steed learns he has to go to EnglandTwo. Wherein Isidore has a bad day and Jack is given a warningThree. Wherein the airship lands unceremoniouslyFour. Wherein Singur meets his uncle's mortal enemyFive.Wherein Tony attempts to save the daySix. Wherein Singur gets some answersSeven. Wherein Peter and Darcy meet a scowling detectiveEight. Wherein Germany is invaded and a life is lostNine. Wherein Mrs. Kirk feeds everyoneTen. Wherein Singur tells the world his secretEleven. Wherein the airship is repaired and a confession is givenTwelve. Wherein Singur meets a rebelThirteen. Wherein Kirk goes visiting and almost everyone else repairs the airshipFourteen. Wherein Singur blows up some StalkersFifteen. Wherein the airship is repaired and the crew travels to England and is promptly attackedSixteen. Wherein it is uncertain whose side Singur is onSeventeen. Wherein the crew of the airship has a run in with a bad-tempered, territorial Air PirateEighteen. Wherein Hogan abuses a mapNineteen. Wherein Tony contacts the Captain and Peter learns Alfie's full nameTwenty. Wherein Peter meets the CaptainTwenty-One. Wherein Peter learns who his parents wereTwenty-Two. Wherein Hogan comes up with a planTwenty-Three. Wherein Peter meets the Queen of EnglandTwenty-Four. Wherein Peter and Tony receive bad news and a meeting occurs in the streets of LondonTwenty-Five. Wherein Steed and Peter finally have something in commonTwenty-Six. Wherein there are thieves in the Buckingham Palace kitchenTwenty-Seven. Wherein Hogan acquires an airshipTwenty-Eight. Wherein Steed begins to doubt everythingTwenty-Nine.Wherein everyone flies to RussiaThirty. Wherein the Black Beard arrives in the land of raw baconThirty-One. Wherein Peter walks through a Winter WastelandThirty-Two. Wherein Jack is capturedThirty-Three. Wherein Peter comes up with an elaborate rescueThirty-Four. Wherein Isidore shoots Peter down Thirty-Five. Wherein Steed betrays everyone


 And, just for fun, the Illustration titles.1: Hiding From Darcy...252: Saying Goodbye...363: Unexpected Comforter...407: “Did you just shoot my airship?”...658: Death Of A Rebel...7210: Singur Joins The Battle...8413: Unwanted Company...10218: Hogan And The Map...14919: Loss Of A Friend...16422: Unable To Get Along...19024: Unexpected Meeting...21425: Steed's Panic...21826: Darcy's Vigilance...23027: In Buckingham Palace...24229: His Father's Bible...26232: Sabotage...282 35: Betrayed...314
 Quote is from Columbo again, when he is avoiding target practice. He finds out he will loose his badge if he doesn't go so he convinces someone to take the test for him.
 Allons-y!