How to Confuse your Wife

My husband is kind of awesome. But that doesn't mean I expect him to be awesome on a daily basis. So today when he came home and handed me a vanilla latte, I said, "Thanks, baby. That's sweet."

And then he went outside while I continued to tweet. He came back in, and when I looked over, he had a dozen roses. Um, what? Normally this may cause an Awwwww reaction. But I've been writing and revising and staying indoors to the point of paranoia. My reaction was:

Oh, God. What did I forget? Shit...