Crazy everywhere but Darjeeling tea makes it all right - or does it?

Dear aliens,

If you are looking down on earth right now and shaking your heads in disgust, mirth and exasperation at the imbecilehomo sapiensthat inhabit this beautiful blue planet, you have every right to do so. Humans (unfortunately I am classified as one, but I'd still like to pretend I'm not) have a lot of faults and more than often regress in intelligence, understanding and progress rather than evolve or, okay, I'm not even asking for much here, remain constant. We have not yet found o...