I’m going to be signing books tomorrow evening at the...

I’m going to be signing books tomorrow evening at the Upper East Side Barnes and Noble on 86th Street, from 6pm to 9pm. (No speeches or anything, just a casual, run-of-the-mill signing.)

I know it’s last minute, but I made the decision rather impulsively because the manager Will made me a sign, and I was quite touched. The negotiations went something like this:

"Wow! A sign!"

“Will you do an event here?”

“Sure!”

So here’s Will and the sign he made. After I took his photo, Will asked me if I was going to include the fact that he used to work as a callboy.

“You were a callboy?” I asked.

“Of course not,” he replied. “I give that shit away for free.”