When revolutionaries burst into Evil Editor's bedroom, he could see that they had the worst possible designs on his person.
"Fiend!" cried their leader. "Today, you pay for your atrocities!"
"Atrocities?" asked EE, astonished.
"The myriad murders you committed!" replied the leader. "You have deprived the grieving mother of her child, torn the newlywed from her husband's arms ... you destroyed the population of whole nations!"
"Errr ... you realise you're talking about fictional characters, right? So
Published on May 31, 2009 07:10