One Good Thing

I got souvenirs! My mother and sister returned from Japan last night and they brought me some gifties. A cute lil' cappuccino mug, a good luck turtle trinket, and a Christmas ornament in the shape of an origami swan decorated with gold. I semi-collect ornaments, but only if they're strange and unique. Last Christmas my friend Kelley sent me a hot merman. Love it! And I've been looking for a pornographic Superman in Kryptonite bondage, but I'm told that doesn't exist. I know. I'm surprised too...