This Is Important, or, Why We Need Agents

Hi, internet!

You look lovely today. Your hair is thick and lustrous, and your pants are flattering. Great work!

I’m here to talk to you about something that has been troubling me. Lots. And I think to a huge huge HUGE extent I am preaching to the choir, but I hope I can reach some other people.

Because I am upset.

And I am not upset on my own behalf.

I am upset on the behalf of…agents.

Yes, agents! Those supposedly sleazy slimy sharks out to make a buck. Those weasels with dollar signs in their so...