what is Marcus North, probably not a toaster

No, really, what is Marcus North?

You've probably asked yourself the same question.

Only because the answer is not instantly available.  It isn't like Marcus jumps out of the box screaming what he is.  He spends his life in the box.  Finding new and interesting ways to be largely uninteresting.

When arriving at the crease today the only thing that he was ever going to be was a wicket.  Within seconds of his arrival I tweeted that people should bet that he would make less than 27 runs, the tweet ...