Smutty Advent, Day 9

"No." Jim shook his head, hands on his hips. "Absolutely not."

Jack gaped. "But... but Master Marcus always does it. He's the best spanker."

"I don't care." That was his, not something just... given out at parties. He shoved the Santa suit at Jack. "Find someone else."

Jim heard a strangled noise behind him, spun to see Marcus standing there.

"What?"

"Nothing. Nothing, baby."

"Good." Jim turned back to Jack. "Best of luck with that."

"But."

"No."