Break up books.

The other day on a plane, I saw that the girl behind me was reading a book called "Before you get engaged." I immediately thought, "That has got to be a Christian book."

So when we started unloading the plane I asked her if it was. She verified my assumption was right. Then I asked her, "Does your boyfriend know you are going to dump him?"

OK, I didn't say that, but I would bet your pick of any three of my internal organs that they break up because of that book. We've talked before about how...