PALS: Part One

PALS: Part One Coming Soon Some Excerpts:
"That bowling ball smashed right through the back window of a 1955 Chevy, went through the front window and..."

"Just as I was falling over in my desk, there it was. I saw her garter belt."

"Ka-Boom went his shotgun, when Henry fired at us. The night sky lit up and I checked for any bleeding."

"For a moment in time I was known as the best trombone player east of the Mississippi River."

"Son, what is that on your nose?" Danny replied, "It's bubble gum. Coach taped it to my nose in first period. I've been wearing it all day at school."

"I cleared out the church with my solo of A Mighty Fortress is Our God."

"There it was. An open grave and a great place for me to hide."

"OK, girls put out or get out."

"He leaned his butt cheeks against the locker and let out with..."

"Growing up in a dysfunctional home and a rotten neighborhood has a tendency to create an individual who learns to live by his wits."

"We ran in excitement. We ran for spirit. Mostly, we ran because he scared the living crap out of us twelve year old kids."

"Boys howled with laughter. Little girls ran away. Adults came running to Bobo's cage to see what just happened."

"Just then the frozen ice of the Mississippi opened up with the five of us standing there wondering who would be sucked down river and killed."

"He won more imaginary first place ribbons for the peeing contests than all of us combined."

A Baby Boomer's Humorous collection of short stories about growing up in Dubuque, Iowa. But there's also a dark side. Be sure to check it out soon on Amazon and on this web page.