A Little Late Bait On Plate!

So dVerse thinks it can fool the cat by doing two things at once at their mat. Pfffft do you think those who need to take a holiday break could ever make me do a double take? Just had to get that in. So fun to do at my bin. So a wonderland advent today you say could be on display.

The cat slipped on down,
To the Wonderland town.
That rabbit hole is dirty.
I think some grasshoppers were flirty.

But they made a good snack.
In protein they don't lack.
Then I became a hopper.
A cat hopper that isn't a flopper.

I hopped to some queen.
She thought she was serene.
Her advent list,
Was to make a fist.

Off with your head.
Was all that was said.
Sorry, already snip snip.
So don't give me lip.

The bunny's only task.
If you even had to ask.
Was to get their early.
Otherwise he goes squirrely.

Get where you ask?
At the bar to fill his flask.
Yep, he is a drunk.
Can't you tell from his I'm late funk?

Some Mad Hatter guy,
Began to yell and cry.
He only shined one hat.
I squashed that one flat.

No, I did not stay for tea.
That stuff smelled like pee.
Maybe he forgot tea on his list,
So he literally got pissed?

Then there was Alice.
She had her own palace.
She was no shy girl.
She gave her hair a twirl.

Her list said visit the north pole.
Bring Santa down the hole.
I think she forgot the word rabbit.
Short hand can be a nasty habit.

Then there was a smiley cat.
The thing was rather fat.
He wanted his list to last.
So he said he would do nothing fast.

I had to hop along.
Too many a ding dong.
I sprung out of the rabbit hole.
Completing my dVerse goal.

I can't say those loons got the advent drift. They did not seem very swift. But then when you live in a rabbit hole I guess you develop the brains of a mole. Oh and just in case you want to know if my hopper power decided to pass, yep, as soon as I made that grasshopper come out my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.