You Know You Live with a Writer When:

There are books dog-eared, opened, marked with weird bits of paper and perhaps fluids you would not like to think too clearly about strewn about the house.

“Just one last page,” lasts for two hours at night, and the light never goes off. Buy yourself a face mask because otherwise you will never get any sleep.

The annual family budget for books exceeds the budget for gas, movies, and cable television combined.

There is a “books are to be read at the dinner table” policy firmly enforced.

Having three copies of a beloved book is not too much of a good thing.

A book signed by the author can never be given away, no matter how bad it actually turned out to be.

The library is the most common destination for date night events.

The world revolved around release dates for books rather than movies.

You have to sit through an extensive revision of every book, movie or TV show you've ever admitted to liking.

You have never chosen a book yourself, because you already have a TBR pile nearly as big as a writer's, and if you don't finish the books suggested, you get that pouty look.