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Plotfinder from Jenn. C.

The book is about a teenage girl who is class…Kewpie Doll? The uniform/costume involves a fluffy sweater, which she shrinks at one point by putting it in the dryer.

Her parents are away & boyfriend comes over to devirginize her — brings a bottle of Blue Nun, which they open, & then get busy on her waterbed — but the corkscrew punctures the bed.

Help?