Why you should never combine the Sound of Music with Scandal

Sometimes, you really, really can't make this stuff up.


So tonight I turned on NBC's Very Special Sound of Music live, starring Carrie Underwood. I was not impressed.

By 10 o'clock, right after Maria has come back to the house to find out Von Trapp is getting married, I had had it. "It's like getting teeth pulled," I told people, switching over to Scandal --

Where, I KID YOU NOT, Huck was torturing another character by PULLING OUT HER TEETH.

Also, whiplash. Seriously, those are not two shows that should ever be combined.