When Conditions Apply...

With the crack of dawn, Peter dashes into the family room all excited to see what the big old man has dumped under the illuminated tree.



He takes a quick peek at the plate and the glass and is delighted to see only crumbs.

Goes on his fours to pull out a small packet, which has his name.

Rips open the wrapper and to his delight; he finds a cell phone.

He squeals with glee and mentally