Don't Touch Me Or I'll Give You A Flea!


No way hosa!Not today.Get away.You will pay.
Suck a lime.Be a mime.Such a crime.Keep your chime.
Don't touch me.In a tree,With a bee.Don't touch me.
Go south.Close your mouth.Forget the oath,Cause growth.
Listen deary,Forget your theory.It is eerie.Being so cheery.
Don't touch me.With a knee,Or a flea.Don't touch me.
Don't buckle.Or chuckle.As you suckle,On a knuckle.
Are you ill?At the landfill?After a bill?Sorry, no till.  Don't touch me.Don't agree. Keep your pea.Don't touch me.
No need.At my feed.So feel free,And don't touch me.
It seems everyone has to pat each other on the back, even when things are meh at ones shack. Why do that?  I mean don't be some mean ass alley cat. But constructive criticism is better any day than "oh yeah, great" is all one can say. What would you rather do? Think all is grand until you are ready to show it seriously and then find out it is poo, or find out right away? Then make it better at your bay. So don't pat Pat or the cat on the back. Your germs would bother our OCD anyway at our shack. Now I will go relieve gas and feel free to say I'm a stinky little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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Published on December 04, 2013 03:00
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