And Lo, there strode across the land a harbinger of the foul accretions yawning from the gulf. And up he raised his arm to the cloud-ridden peaks and oak-rimed vales and from them came serpents in glory and crowned beasts wreathed with fury.
"Take up your quill, ye wretched husk," whispered the void, "and with it inscribe upon parchment many fuck-words and hit the people with your man-dazzle so that upon the earth there be many wailings and gnashing and rending of beard."
And so it came to pass that this business was emblazoned across the internet. That brings us to now.
Published on December 03, 2013 17:10