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Pick My Next Short Story A woman's thumb leads a coup against her head A satanic rite goes awry and the the Antichrist is summoned into a dildo. A mam wakes up hanging upside down from a telephone pole and has no idea how he got there. Miley Cyrus' twerking causes a time rift and C'Thulu emerges from her anus.  pollcode.com free polls