Until you invent a lunch gun, I'll have the failure pile in a sadness bowl

America has spoken, KFC! They don't want to waste precious calories chewing.

Patton Oswald talks food, fat and character actors! Don't miss the Green Lantern reference.

Note: Not safe for work because Oswald is a naughty, naughty man, with a potty-mouth. E.g., he says the non-g-rated version of "I want to fill you you-hoo with my love juice."

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You can find it at YouTube too.

Alltop loves You-hoo too!