Private Dick Scene 1

My office was so hot I wished I had a time machine so I could go into the future when air conditioning had been invented. Then she walked in, and the place got cold real fast.

She was all curves and skin as white as a color wheel spinning rapidly. Before I could even drool she said, "Find my husband. The bum melted away in the middle of the night; left me nothing but a stack of I.O.Thems and an empty icebox."

I could see there was fire under that frozen surface, just like Eyjafjallajokull Volca...