The most amazing sighting.

We were in Aldi's in Middletown today and I saw the most amazing thing. Now before I tell you what it was, I have to say that I don't really like Aldi's all that much, but we decided to stop off today since we had a quarter to rent a shopping cart and some bags in the trunk. I was kind of half-heartedly browsing while my wife took a more serious approach.
Okay, you want to know what I saw. Well, as I looked up from the frozen foods section I saw a man a bit older than I, his hair was...