Because the NSA Already Knows What You Like Anyway

Fellow Goodreaders, there is not much that Neil Gaiman and I have in common except that we both have a very cool wife (not the same one) and we both have a Facebook author page. This is mine:

https://www.facebook.com/AustinScottC...

Be one of the first 100 to "Like" my page and I can guarantee that everyone else who "Likes" it after that will have a higher number than you, sequentially speaking, and therefore shall be deserving only of your scorn.

BONUS: You can say, "I was into A.S.C. before he was cool. Seriously, like, way, way before."