And yes, I'll sign your books. You don't get to choose how I sign them, though. MYSTERY! SURPRISE! POTENTIAL OUTRAGE!

Today and tomorrow, enjoy free shipping on all merch at the Amber L. Carter Bookshop (including The Dapper Dozen: Sawyer County Edition Men's Calendar) with the code LASTCHRISTMAS (guess why)...AND, my new book(s) "all the things you never knew / certain things you ought to know" can also be had at a real, real deep discount - $4 off the paperback, $9 bones off the hardcover.

Those prices will probably never be that low ever again.

Unless I pick up a drug habit or something and really, really need the money.

I mean…never say never, right?