What's Your Man Score?

The Man-Quiz

How well do you know men? (a) Not as well as you would like? (b) Way better than you really need to? (c) Ready to move to a freaking eco-warrior-woman compound in the wilds of Idaho? (I can give you directions to this last.)

Answer the following multiple choice questions to find your place in the world of men.


You are tasked at the last moment with working an extra five hours due to an emergency c-section. When you get home, the hubby says:

(a) I have the lotion warming up in the microwave. Want a massage first or a hot chocolate?

(b) The kids are watching a Spongebob Marathon in their bedroom and I ordered a pizza for supper. We saved you a slice.

(c) I thought you were picking them up from daycare.


You send your husband to the bookstore to get a copy of Curious George as a baby gift for your new niece. He comes back with Bi-Curious George, the coming-of-age story of George and two sailors, set in Times Square. You ask him, WTF? He says,

(a) OMG. Let me take it back to the store. I can bring dinner if you want. Oh, here’re some flowers. I was thinking about you.

(b) LOL. Hey, let’s read it out loud! Can you send the kids next door?

(c) Yeah? What's the BFD? I don’t get it.


You take your new boyfriend to your grandmother’s house for dinner. He claims to see a picture of the Holy Virgin Mary in his tortilla. Your grandmother is not amused. He eats the holy tortilla when you step on his foot. In the car on the way home, he says,

(a) You are a saint for putting up with me. Luckily those flowers I ordered for your grandmother should be arriving right now.

(b) I thought it was funny. You seem really tense, baby. Want me to stop for some beer?

(c) Wow, the women in your family really pack on the pounds after menopause.

Okay, tell us where you fall. Ahem! I'm on the road to the eco-warrior-woman compound, myself.