Take Note And Prepare To Quote!

Quotes are here, quotes are there. They are every friggin where. All one has to do to get quoted throughout the ages is to write something either confusing or obvious on some pages. The cat can do it to. Let me prove it to you.

Cement when hardened is hard to change.
Doesn't that one have range?
Damn, I am good.
Put that on bumper stickers I should.

A flashing light means you better beware.
I'm on a tear.
Gears may shift but need to be greased.
Don't you feel like you just got fleeced?

Currents always go back out.
See no need to pout.
The window is only as clear as you make it.
So shine and spit.

Think on it and you'll never get off it.
That one is sure to be a hit.
The hallway is narrow until you find the door.
See, just go out and explore.

The blind sleep in their own bed.
Damn, sucks to be a fluoride head.
Originality is a poor man's excuse.
Kiss my rhyming caboose.

Oops, I talked to myself there.
I bet you weren't aware.
Talking to yourself leads to a conversation worth hearing.
See, now you are all cheering.

Garbage is a word the lazy uses for of little use.
Let all that garbage hang loose.
The temperature of the room can be swayed by the heart.
Gag worthy, I'll go pass a fart.

If the deck you're dealt is rigged, play with a new deck.
You just have to open them up to check.
A spinning ball has no beginning or end.
My, cryptic with this one I send.

A movie star is nothing more than plastic held up be diapers.
That outta get to those pipping pipers.
Although that was a statement I think.
Still in your head it can sink.

A cushion is only as good as the ass that rides it.
Was that dirty a little bit?
Fan the flames and the scars will show.
Maybe even down below.

There we go that cat has given quotes a go. Now when your great great grand kids repeat the cat you can say you heard them here first at my mat. That is if you can talk when dead. Otherwise forget what I said. Now my quotes have come to pass with my ever so quotable little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.