DO NOT ENTER THIS CONTEST

Because I want to win. HARDCORE.



I want to win so much that if YOU win instead of ME, I will track you down and beat you up and take your prizes.



OK, I might not do that.



OR MAYBE I WILL.



What's so cool that I'm contemplated assault and robbery? Oh, just a copy of Stephanie Perkin's ANNA AND THE FRENCH KISS and Kiersten White's PARANORMALCY.



I'm going to go sit in my envy corner now.