What Ever Happened To Gallagher?

Lindy West tracks down the watermelon-smasher:

Gallagher is—how best to put this?—a paranoid, delusional, right-wing religious maniac. I HAD NO IDEA.

"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black.
I don't care what you say—you're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It
could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!" I am too busy losing my
mind to catch the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer.
Aaaaand we're off.

Ted...