Why Americans Don't Watch The World Cup

Contrary to the Urlesque video above, Dana McCourt has a theory:

It's not that the game is low-scoring; fans of baseball were ravingthis month or last that a bad call cost a pitcher a perfect game, whichis one in which quite literally nothing happens. Peoplewatch golf, and apparently have been known to be entertained by it. It's also not that the game is terribly complicated or taxing forAmerican brains.  There are basically three rules, and one of them isthat you can't use your hands.  We...