A Tweet All Should Delete!

Thanks to Folklore keeping it real and spinning the dumbtweets.com wheel, the cat saw it and had to give it a go. Warning, you may lose a few IQ points from reading those below.

 
Wow, just wow.To you I give a bow.Can't even make a blonde joke.Even dumb blondes on that would choke.

 
So people with dyed hair sleep,And those who don't creep?New type of zombie about?Died people have such clout.

 
Yep, a big state.With Canadian bacon on a plate.That was invented by Americans too.Probably by someone as dumb as you.
 
Oh yes.I must confess.Coming from a spoiled rich kid.That statement sure has my bid.

 
Axis you say?Spokesperson at your bay.Preach the axis everywhere,And soon it will come to pass at your lair.

 
Yeah, because meteors = global warming.Outer space is storming.Oh no!Space objects are caused by mother nature you know.

 
Hmm dinosaurs may take offense,Are you like them and dense?I hope you don't cut,And try to remove that gut.

 
Hmm ummm errr and then some.Can anyone be that dumb?If on there they got Twitter.Do I leave you bitter?

 
Ummm dumb times two.Some people have no clueBut it is such a rare sight,For twins to have the same birthday, right?

 
Try try again.There at your den.Eventually you'll get it right.Or walk away in spite.
So there you go. We are all now dumber for looking at such a show. These type of humans make the cat like dogs, they are smarter even if they eat umm logs. That is pretty bad. These people should never leave their pad. Or be locked away in mass so their dumbness does not come in sight of my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.