Flushed With Pride

It was a great thrill to have a piece included in my childhood local newspaper, a pleasure that was only increased seeing my words and book cover curling around the sparkling porcelain of a lavatory ad. However, I’m not quite sure about that name, Allbits. Do I really want to think about all bits when I’m buying a toilet? Although perhaps all bits are better than some bits. Or maybe the name is just fairly crude rhyming slang.

Anyway, without further ado, here’s my local newspaper story about...