Am Not

So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave.

Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It's on the back of some sheet music, and if you can't read it, here's what it says:

Dear you
I saw you in Burger King and followed you here because I know what you are You are a vampire and I am going to the police unless you can leave town.
-MIKE