It's Time to Vote!!

Okay, the contest is over and thanks so much to everyone who participated. Now, it's time to pick a winner. Everyone can vote, whether you submitted or not. You can vote anonymously, or you can be a man and put your John Henry on your post. Whatever. We totally won't make fun of the chickens.



So here are the stories you're voting on. Remember, we're looking for Best overall, Funniest, and a random pick so feel free to vote for three if you like but remember to tell us why you voted for them....