Nanolines! Of gnomes and men!From my WIP, Troll Or Park:I...

Nanolines!  Of gnomes and men!

From my WIP, Troll Or Park:

I listened hard, but all I got was the buzz of trash gnomes, digging through unopened plastic bags looking for English financial information.  Oh, you thought most ID theft was due to hackers, right?  Try gnomes.  Yes, they’re magical, but not that magical.  They can’t conjure food and they’ve got insane appetites for bling.  I don’t care which side of the Market you shop on, bling costs money.  You ever see a gnome with a zirconia-rimmed hat, you’ll know you found an information thief.

(I’d say this one looks trust-worthy.  Jut keep him away from the jewelry counter.)

motleycraft-o-rama:

The Gnome’s Garden by Christy Babrick on Elfwood