A Conversation about Failure

Me: I feel like Adam Sandler on SNL doing the Hannukah song, but then…

Her: Then?

Me: But then he did, like, Punch Drunk Love, and people were like, “Whoa! Hannukah song guy!” But THEN…

Her: Yeah?

Me: Then he did Spanglish and then people just talk about him like he’s that guy who’s a little less funny and good-looking than Jimmy Fallon, you know? What if I’m just Spanglish?

Her: Spanglish is in us all. Embrace it. It might not be that bad. There could be things worse than Spanglish.

Me: Like?

Her: The sequel to Deuce Bigalow.

Me: Oh God.