How to write a bad book

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This has been requested by one of myblog readers, so here you have it.Let's indulge in this fabuloustopic of how one would write a bad book. I mean, enough talking about writing good books, excellent books, perfect books. What exactly would you have to do to write something that would be completely and utterly horrible? I will employ my entire arsenal of knowledge to see if I can come up with a list of things to make your novel the worst possible book EVER.

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