My Bottled PROSE FOR PEARL
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I've contributed a bottle-in-a-story to Janis Ian's PROSE FOR PEARL, a ten-day auction starting on November 21st. That's tomorrow!
Here's Janis's detailed description of the item:
A one-of-a-kind, completely original story in a bottle.
Swanwick has written an original work of flash fiction called “The Mermaid’s Message” for this auction and placed it inside an old bottle of Chateau Greysac Medoc, which he titled, signed, and dated with a diamond-tipped pen. After corking, his wife added a mermaid’s toenail (Anomia ephippium, also known as a “jingle shell”) on a bit of string and sealed it with sealing wax.
Michael has destroyed all other copies and files of the text, rendering the story within the sealed bottle unique. The bottle can be kept as an artifact, or the story can be read, whichever the winning bidder chooses. Copyright is specifically withheld, so there is no third option.
The opening of the story reads: The mermaid had no name, for that was the way of her kind. Her passions were as cold as her blood and her blood was as wild as the sea. The young fisherman had a name, of course... The only other clue we have is Swanwick’s statement that “young men who fall in love with mermaids rarely come to a good end. I know there are stories that say otherwise, but they're mostly written by land-dwelling young women who are softer on young men than they deserve.”
Generously donated by Michael Swanwick.
Janis says: When I see Michael in my mind’s eye, I picture him sitting at a table in a small, intimate club I played a couple of years ago. I was singing a song called "Mary’s Eyes", and Michael was openly weeping. That picture is engraved on my heart, and it reminds me of what I like best about him – that he’s not afraid to shed tears in a public place, or open his heart to a song.
I call these “Swanwick-in-a-Bottle”, and I actually own the one I’m pictured with here. It was purchased at auction by a fan of mine, who then graciously gave it to me. I keep telling myself that some celebratory day – perhaps when I reach 70? – I will break the bottle and read the story. I’ve been telling myself that for over a decade now, and I still can’t bear to do it. A real one-of-a-kind item, by a master story-teller.
[I should mention that I pretty much never cry in public; but Janis's song -- and Ireland -- can do that to me.]
And here's the whole story of the auction, chopped and customized from the press release:
Starting November 21st, Grammy Award winning singer/songwriter Janis Ian will host PROSE FOR PEARL, a 10-day auction of unique items and memorabilia by famous authors, to raise money for returning students.
There are items signed and donated by George R. R. Martin, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, Wally Lamb, Pat Conroy, Len Wein, Joe Haldeman, Jane Yolen, Harry Turtledove, Kevin J. Anderson & Rebecca Moesta, Michael Swanwick, Mercedes Lackey, Mike Resnick, and the family of Anne McCaffrey, plus a gold, diamond, ruby watch Janis’ family gave Pearl when she graduated.
The auction will take place on the Pearl Foundation’s eBay site. Click here after the auction goes live.
In the meantime, you can read the whole story, with lots of photos of Janis with her friends (including me; it's been a long time since I wore a Hawaiian shirt, though) here.
What’s unusual about this auction?
-- It was suggested by author George R. R. Martin ( Game of Thrones ) and his wife, Parris McBride, who are donating a pilot script from the hugely successful television series, signed by all the “Starks”, as well as signed books and personal notes from Martin to the high bidders.
-- The authors are Janis’ friends, and chose the items themselves. Many posed with their items, and sent photos of themselves with Janis for the sale.
-- The items are offered with no reserve. Each item has a description from the author as well as a short vignette by Ian detailing their relationship.
-- The authors will sign and personalize their items whenever possible.
Just what is the Pearl Foundation?
-- In 1998, Ian held the very first Internet auction through her own website, raising over $60,000 in college scholarship funds for Goddard College. What begun as a one-time tribute to her mother’s life-long dream of attending college became the Pearl Foundation, an IRS-approved charitable organization dedicated to raising funds for returning students.
-- To date, the Pearl Foundation has given away more than $700,000 in college scholarship funding. The Pearl Foundation’s annual overhead is less than 2%.
Finally, here are the short descriptions of what's up for auction. There are some tasty items here. But I'm guessing it's going to be George's script that brings in the big bucks.
1. Anne McCaffreyOriginal galleys for US edition of FREEDOM’S RANSOM, plus “Final Revised Copy” of the manuscript, with handwritten notes by McCaffrey.
2. Anne McCaffreyMint first printing, first edition of HABIT IS AN OLD HORSE
3. Anne McCaffreyThree signed original bookplates from McCaffrey’s own collection.
4. Anne McCaffreyMcCaffrey’s own Japanese-style lacquered letter opener, used by her daily.
5. George R. R. MartinAn original pilot script for GAME OF THRONES, signed by all the Starks; can be signed and personalized by Martin on request.
6. George R. R. MartinPersonal presentation copy of A DANCE WITH DRAGONS. Martin has offered to write a note on his personal stationary thanking the high bidder for supporting the Pearl Foundation. Can be personalized on request.
7. George R. R. MartinSigned hardcovers of all five A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE novels. Martin has offered to write a note on his personal stationary thanking the high bidder for supporting the Pearl Foundation. Can be personalized on request.
8. Harlan EllisonSigned & numbered “Harlan Ellison rat”, from Ellison’s personal collection, and this original print of Ellison holding the sculpture. Both can be personalized to the winner upon request.
9. Harry TurtledoveTurtledove’s personal ARC (Advance Reading Copy) of On the Train, signed by authors Harry and Rachel Turtledove.
10. Jane YolenA signed personalized poem/fairy tale by this award-winning author about the high bidder or someone of their choice.
11. Joe HaldemanSigned copy of THE LONG HABIT OF LIVING with a drawing of the winner and a poem about the winner, both by Joe Haldeman.
12. Kevin Anderson & Rebecca MoestaOriginal production manuscript for Star Wars’ YOUNG JEDI KNIGHTS: DARKEST KNIGHT, with hand-written editorial and production marks, and signed first-edition of the original publication.
13. Len WeinSigned copy of 1991 Marvel Milestone edition of GIANT-SIZED X-MEN #1, and a “Wolverine claws auction paddle”. Can be signed and personalized.
14. Mercedes LackeyLackey’s own mandolin in handmade case, signed letter about it, and hand-written note by Ian detailing the story of how the case came to be made.
15. Michael SwanwickA one-of-a-kind, completely original story in a bottle, signed.
16. Mike ResnickThe first three LUCIFER JONES BOOKS in a numbered, limited (300) run, pub. by John Betancourt (Wildside Press); can be signed and personalized.
17. Neil GaimanSigned Hill House presentation copy of AMERICAN GODS, from Gaiman's personal collection. Signed by Gaiman, who will personalize on request.
18. Orson Scott CardSigned hardcover first edition of SONGMASTER, from Card’s personal collection. Can be signed and personalized upon request.
19. Orson Scott CardSigned hardcover first edition of A PLANET CALLED TREASON, from Card’s personal collection, personalized on request.
20. Orson Scott CardENDER’S GAME Easton Press leather bound edition, from Card’s personal presentation collection, signed and personalized on request.
21. The family of Pearl Yadoff FinkA gold Cresaux watch with diamond and ruby surround, presented to Pearl on her graduation by her children, appraised recently at $2,900.00.
22. Ray BradburySigned FAHRENHEIT 451 Ballantine Books 1988 edition, with photograph of Bradbury at the signing.
23. Pat ConroySigned first edition of LORDS OF DISCIPLINE; personalized on request.
24. Pat ConroySigned first edition of BEACH MUSIC, personalized on request.
25. Wally LambAn original draft page from SHE’S COME UNDONE with Lamb’s handwritten notes; signed 20th-anniversary edition of “SCU”, dust jacket to the first edition; signed first edition of New York Times Bestseller WE ARE WATER, signed copy of COULDN’T KEEP IT TO MYSELF, and an original early article about the publication of Lamb’s first novel.
Above: That's me looking pensively at the bottle in question. I'm probably reflecting on how much work one of those things is to make. Which is why I do it so rarely.
I've contributed a bottle-in-a-story to Janis Ian's PROSE FOR PEARL, a ten-day auction starting on November 21st. That's tomorrow!
Here's Janis's detailed description of the item:
A one-of-a-kind, completely original story in a bottle.
Swanwick has written an original work of flash fiction called “The Mermaid’s Message” for this auction and placed it inside an old bottle of Chateau Greysac Medoc, which he titled, signed, and dated with a diamond-tipped pen. After corking, his wife added a mermaid’s toenail (Anomia ephippium, also known as a “jingle shell”) on a bit of string and sealed it with sealing wax.
Michael has destroyed all other copies and files of the text, rendering the story within the sealed bottle unique. The bottle can be kept as an artifact, or the story can be read, whichever the winning bidder chooses. Copyright is specifically withheld, so there is no third option.
The opening of the story reads: The mermaid had no name, for that was the way of her kind. Her passions were as cold as her blood and her blood was as wild as the sea. The young fisherman had a name, of course... The only other clue we have is Swanwick’s statement that “young men who fall in love with mermaids rarely come to a good end. I know there are stories that say otherwise, but they're mostly written by land-dwelling young women who are softer on young men than they deserve.”
Generously donated by Michael Swanwick.
Janis says: When I see Michael in my mind’s eye, I picture him sitting at a table in a small, intimate club I played a couple of years ago. I was singing a song called "Mary’s Eyes", and Michael was openly weeping. That picture is engraved on my heart, and it reminds me of what I like best about him – that he’s not afraid to shed tears in a public place, or open his heart to a song.
I call these “Swanwick-in-a-Bottle”, and I actually own the one I’m pictured with here. It was purchased at auction by a fan of mine, who then graciously gave it to me. I keep telling myself that some celebratory day – perhaps when I reach 70? – I will break the bottle and read the story. I’ve been telling myself that for over a decade now, and I still can’t bear to do it. A real one-of-a-kind item, by a master story-teller.
[I should mention that I pretty much never cry in public; but Janis's song -- and Ireland -- can do that to me.]
And here's the whole story of the auction, chopped and customized from the press release:
Starting November 21st, Grammy Award winning singer/songwriter Janis Ian will host PROSE FOR PEARL, a 10-day auction of unique items and memorabilia by famous authors, to raise money for returning students.
There are items signed and donated by George R. R. Martin, Harlan Ellison, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, Wally Lamb, Pat Conroy, Len Wein, Joe Haldeman, Jane Yolen, Harry Turtledove, Kevin J. Anderson & Rebecca Moesta, Michael Swanwick, Mercedes Lackey, Mike Resnick, and the family of Anne McCaffrey, plus a gold, diamond, ruby watch Janis’ family gave Pearl when she graduated.
The auction will take place on the Pearl Foundation’s eBay site. Click here after the auction goes live.
In the meantime, you can read the whole story, with lots of photos of Janis with her friends (including me; it's been a long time since I wore a Hawaiian shirt, though) here.
What’s unusual about this auction?
-- It was suggested by author George R. R. Martin ( Game of Thrones ) and his wife, Parris McBride, who are donating a pilot script from the hugely successful television series, signed by all the “Starks”, as well as signed books and personal notes from Martin to the high bidders.
-- The authors are Janis’ friends, and chose the items themselves. Many posed with their items, and sent photos of themselves with Janis for the sale.
-- The items are offered with no reserve. Each item has a description from the author as well as a short vignette by Ian detailing their relationship.
-- The authors will sign and personalize their items whenever possible.
Just what is the Pearl Foundation?
-- In 1998, Ian held the very first Internet auction through her own website, raising over $60,000 in college scholarship funds for Goddard College. What begun as a one-time tribute to her mother’s life-long dream of attending college became the Pearl Foundation, an IRS-approved charitable organization dedicated to raising funds for returning students.
-- To date, the Pearl Foundation has given away more than $700,000 in college scholarship funding. The Pearl Foundation’s annual overhead is less than 2%.
Finally, here are the short descriptions of what's up for auction. There are some tasty items here. But I'm guessing it's going to be George's script that brings in the big bucks.
1. Anne McCaffreyOriginal galleys for US edition of FREEDOM’S RANSOM, plus “Final Revised Copy” of the manuscript, with handwritten notes by McCaffrey.
2. Anne McCaffreyMint first printing, first edition of HABIT IS AN OLD HORSE
3. Anne McCaffreyThree signed original bookplates from McCaffrey’s own collection.
4. Anne McCaffreyMcCaffrey’s own Japanese-style lacquered letter opener, used by her daily.
5. George R. R. MartinAn original pilot script for GAME OF THRONES, signed by all the Starks; can be signed and personalized by Martin on request.
6. George R. R. MartinPersonal presentation copy of A DANCE WITH DRAGONS. Martin has offered to write a note on his personal stationary thanking the high bidder for supporting the Pearl Foundation. Can be personalized on request.
7. George R. R. MartinSigned hardcovers of all five A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE novels. Martin has offered to write a note on his personal stationary thanking the high bidder for supporting the Pearl Foundation. Can be personalized on request.
8. Harlan EllisonSigned & numbered “Harlan Ellison rat”, from Ellison’s personal collection, and this original print of Ellison holding the sculpture. Both can be personalized to the winner upon request.
9. Harry TurtledoveTurtledove’s personal ARC (Advance Reading Copy) of On the Train, signed by authors Harry and Rachel Turtledove.
10. Jane YolenA signed personalized poem/fairy tale by this award-winning author about the high bidder or someone of their choice.
11. Joe HaldemanSigned copy of THE LONG HABIT OF LIVING with a drawing of the winner and a poem about the winner, both by Joe Haldeman.
12. Kevin Anderson & Rebecca MoestaOriginal production manuscript for Star Wars’ YOUNG JEDI KNIGHTS: DARKEST KNIGHT, with hand-written editorial and production marks, and signed first-edition of the original publication.
13. Len WeinSigned copy of 1991 Marvel Milestone edition of GIANT-SIZED X-MEN #1, and a “Wolverine claws auction paddle”. Can be signed and personalized.
14. Mercedes LackeyLackey’s own mandolin in handmade case, signed letter about it, and hand-written note by Ian detailing the story of how the case came to be made.
15. Michael SwanwickA one-of-a-kind, completely original story in a bottle, signed.
16. Mike ResnickThe first three LUCIFER JONES BOOKS in a numbered, limited (300) run, pub. by John Betancourt (Wildside Press); can be signed and personalized.
17. Neil GaimanSigned Hill House presentation copy of AMERICAN GODS, from Gaiman's personal collection. Signed by Gaiman, who will personalize on request.
18. Orson Scott CardSigned hardcover first edition of SONGMASTER, from Card’s personal collection. Can be signed and personalized upon request.
19. Orson Scott CardSigned hardcover first edition of A PLANET CALLED TREASON, from Card’s personal collection, personalized on request.
20. Orson Scott CardENDER’S GAME Easton Press leather bound edition, from Card’s personal presentation collection, signed and personalized on request.
21. The family of Pearl Yadoff FinkA gold Cresaux watch with diamond and ruby surround, presented to Pearl on her graduation by her children, appraised recently at $2,900.00.
22. Ray BradburySigned FAHRENHEIT 451 Ballantine Books 1988 edition, with photograph of Bradbury at the signing.
23. Pat ConroySigned first edition of LORDS OF DISCIPLINE; personalized on request.
24. Pat ConroySigned first edition of BEACH MUSIC, personalized on request.
25. Wally LambAn original draft page from SHE’S COME UNDONE with Lamb’s handwritten notes; signed 20th-anniversary edition of “SCU”, dust jacket to the first edition; signed first edition of New York Times Bestseller WE ARE WATER, signed copy of COULDN’T KEEP IT TO MYSELF, and an original early article about the publication of Lamb’s first novel.
Above: That's me looking pensively at the bottle in question. I'm probably reflecting on how much work one of those things is to make. Which is why I do it so rarely.
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