Deck The Halls With Your Sparkling Vagina!

By Elizabeth Shore

Brace yourselves, everyone, because Thanksgiving is a week from tomorrow. That means the holiday season is officially upon us. GAAAH!!Time to make spicy cider, decorate the house, buy festive clothing . . . oh yeah, and schedule an appointment to bedazzle your vagina. That’s right, ladies. This week Lady Smut’s talking luxury. It’s time to get vajazzled.

In the “old” days, sparkles used to be confined to blouses, handbags, jeans, shoes, but what about your poor neglected lady...