Would you personally choose the Darkling or Mal if they were real people living in LA ? and pancakes or waffles ;)

Wait, why are the Darkling and Mal in LA? Are they actors? And what exactly am I choosing them for?

Your second question presents fewer variables and my answer is pancakes. Always and repeatedly pancakes. Especially if they’re from The Griddle on Sunset.

Damn it. Now I want pancakes.