POTATO MOON, Part 42: “The Douglas Adams Memorial Chapter” by Lynette Browning-Brock

Bela, newly empowered by her fluttering swarm of tiny mothlike friends, wheeled on the Potato King.  "You monster!  You knew this would happen!  You've made everything worse, and I can't even figure out how that's possible considering the storyline so far!"

"Don't, darling," Edwood soothed.  "You know you get those awful ...