Posts and Masturbation on Location

I've been threatened.  I know - strange huh?  But it isn't what you think.  There has been a demand for more posts - and since I admonished readers to check back DAILY, evidently I need to post something each DAY.  Well, the good news is that I had something ready to go today anyway, so despite a rather intriguing set of compounding punishments, it looks like I will forestall getting in trouble