Oh, But I ✷ Just ✷ Can't ✷ Resist…

I don't know about the rest of you gents, but
seriously left out of this whole

—VAJAZZLING—

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Filtered through the voice of my relative "twiced removed", Junior Jr.:

"Somebody let my ding-a-ling do some sparkly thangs!
The Christwire, ma!"

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(Fuh reals, though—there's MOAR):

Accompanying text to the Jamie Lynn & Junior Jr. clip...