A Dip Into the Email Bag

I'm a little behind in email.  About eleven months to be exact.  But I just found this one sent to me last August:

From:     (Name deleted) Subject:     grammar Date:     August 22, 2009 10:41:08 AM PDT To:     Theratandpig@aol.com

I am writing to complain about the grammar in your comic strip.  Most of it is okay but this business of "What do you GOT there, Pig" is so grating and so wrong.  We try to teach our children the correct way to speak and then you use such an improper phrase to...