Chippy is Sorry That You Made Him Sad

OK, remember last week when I wrote about Lululemon's founder telling the world that there's nothing wrong with his yoga pants, rather it's your ass and thighs that are the problem?



Well, he apologized.



Only, it's one of the worst apologies ever given. This guy - Chippy, as I like to call him - took his apology to the Fuck You Level.






Watch my Apology. Sorry you made me sad.



Chippy got on Youtube and worked up a crocodile tear and told all of his employees at Lululemon he was sorry. Yup - his employees. Nope - he didn't apologize to the millions of women who shelled out a hundred bucks a pair for his shitty pants only so they could moon the world and or be covered in little annoying pills and then be blamed for these problems because they had no business wearing his pants with those thunder thighs.



This guy puts the dick in dickhead. I'm surprised Lululemon is still letting this guy talk. He needs a muzzle.



The hubris is astounding. The last time I saw such a fucked up apology was when a two-year-old told me, "Sorry usually works."



Yes, sorry usually does work, Chippy, but this time you would have been better off saying, "Namaste, motherfuckers."



OK, seriously, if you haven't stopped buying his pants yet, now it the time. Tweet Chippy and let him know you'll never buy his pants for the first time or ever again. 



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