ME, MYSELF, AND WHY

I have to apologize in a grovel-esque fashion (I try to work an "esque" in at least one blog paragraph...never mind the discipline of Twitter, try working "esque" into a sentence without looking like a--you know what? Never mind.); I haven't posted in forever. Which is bad. Even for me! (My PR reps would clutch their heads and agree.)

But! I have an excuse. And unlike most of my excuses, this one isn't lame. I've been slaving over a hot manuscript, ME, MYSELF, AND WHY, and I finally finis