balls profile: Tim Bresnan

Is notorious for being easily upset over his weight.  Has big talent and a huge appetite for wickets.  Graeme Swann seems to think he is stupid, or at least likes to take the piss out of him for it.  For all that stupidness he is often quite a clever bowler.  His batting is something, I'm just not sure what yet.  Comes from Yorkshire, but seems way less annoying than Boycott.  Wants to be England's next all rounder, but is clearly way too fit to ever be offered the job.  Perfect for pie or...