"Where are we? Who are we? What are we?"
This is me at dinners.
Everyone always sits around and tells funny stories and jokes. And it always sounds like fun, but I'm too chicken to join in. Mostly because I only know a couple jokes, and the only joke which ever comes to mind at dinners is as follows.
Three guys were rafting down the Amazon when they were captured by a bunch of natives. The natives told them they were going to kill them, boil them, and make them into canoes, but they'd give them each a last request. The first made asked for a cigar. He was given this, which he smoked. Then he was killed, boiled, and made into a canoe. The second man asked for a big dinner. So, he was fed, killed, boiled, and made into a canoe.
They went to the third man and asked him what he'd like.
"A fork," he said.
"A fork?"
"Yes, a fork."
It wasn't as bad as making another huge meal, so they gave him a fork. As soon as he got it he began spearing his arm and yelling, "HA! Make a canoe out of me!"
No, that wasn't my reason for posting.
Today is the 14th, one month to the release of Abolished Impracticality. Which means....COVER RELEASE!
Also, I talked to this book's artist, and we decided to do a picture reveal, like Clair and I did for Haphazard. There are three Fridays before the book is out - if we don't count this Friday and the Friday before the book is published. And, since Fridays are fun anyways, I shall just about them release days.
Treskie and I have decided to give all of you the chance to vote on which pictures you would like to see. I will have the voting box back up by this Friday, and the three pictures you can vote on, to find out which will be the first.
And that is about all I have to say. I have editing awaiting.
Oh yeah...you want to see something, don't you? Okay.
TADA!!!!
There, what do you all think? (I might be tweeking it a little before the book is published. I'm not sure how I feel about the gears and the sharp contrast.) But, there it is!
Quote is from Lucky Luke, his horse after Luke wakes him up.
Allons-y!
Everyone always sits around and tells funny stories and jokes. And it always sounds like fun, but I'm too chicken to join in. Mostly because I only know a couple jokes, and the only joke which ever comes to mind at dinners is as follows.
Three guys were rafting down the Amazon when they were captured by a bunch of natives. The natives told them they were going to kill them, boil them, and make them into canoes, but they'd give them each a last request. The first made asked for a cigar. He was given this, which he smoked. Then he was killed, boiled, and made into a canoe. The second man asked for a big dinner. So, he was fed, killed, boiled, and made into a canoe.
They went to the third man and asked him what he'd like.
"A fork," he said.
"A fork?"
"Yes, a fork."
It wasn't as bad as making another huge meal, so they gave him a fork. As soon as he got it he began spearing his arm and yelling, "HA! Make a canoe out of me!"
No, that wasn't my reason for posting.
Today is the 14th, one month to the release of Abolished Impracticality. Which means....COVER RELEASE!
Also, I talked to this book's artist, and we decided to do a picture reveal, like Clair and I did for Haphazard. There are three Fridays before the book is out - if we don't count this Friday and the Friday before the book is published. And, since Fridays are fun anyways, I shall just about them release days.
Treskie and I have decided to give all of you the chance to vote on which pictures you would like to see. I will have the voting box back up by this Friday, and the three pictures you can vote on, to find out which will be the first.
And that is about all I have to say. I have editing awaiting.
Oh yeah...you want to see something, don't you? Okay.
TADA!!!!There, what do you all think? (I might be tweeking it a little before the book is published. I'm not sure how I feel about the gears and the sharp contrast.) But, there it is!
Quote is from Lucky Luke, his horse after Luke wakes him up.
Allons-y!
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