Me: *inside, watching someone pull up in front of my house* If you park in front of the path I cleared to the street when I need to roll out the garbage bin, I'll fucking kill you.

Me: *inside, watching someone pull up in front of my house* If you park in front of the path I cleared to the street when I need to roll out the garbage bin, I'll fucking kill you.



Person: *pulls forward*



Me + Wife: ...